Olive Garden Accused Of Supporting Satan

A group of conservative pro-family mom’s has accused the Olive Garden of supporting Satan after they ran commercials during the premiere episode of Fox’s new show ‘Lucifer.’ The group of totally sane and reasonable mothers believe the Olive Garden is supporting a show that glorifies the son of Lucifer and they refuse to indulge in a bottomless salad lifestyle or put breadsticks to penetrate them anymore as a result.

One Million Moms was founded 35 years ago as a voice for sexually-frustrated mothers who are fed up filth in popular culture. Watch your back, Outback Steakhouse, because you’re next.

Nathan Davidson

A master of the internet farts and sciences. Often accused of being into movies, television, sports, gaming and long walks to the kitchen. Spent the last decade writing about the absurdity that is the internet with a primary focus on comedy, sports, entertainment and exposing cats for being evil monsters. Somehow achieved a BA in Advertising from the Michigan State University and MA in Copywriting from The Portfolio Center. Hobbies include keeping “that’s what she said” jokes fashionable, imitating noises like a parakeet and preventing political arguments. List writer for Ranker and former Editor-in-Chief of World Wide Interweb.