Olive Garden Accused Of Supporting Satan


A group of conservative pro-family mom’s has accused the Olive Garden of supporting Satan after they ran commercials during the premiere episode of Fox’s new show ‘Lucifer.’ The group of totally sane and reasonable mothers believe the Olive Garden is supporting a show that glorifies the son of Lucifer and they refuse to indulge in a bottomless salad lifestyle or put breadsticks to penetrate them anymore as a result.

One Million Moms was founded 35 years ago as a voice for sexually-frustrated mothers who are fed up filth in popular culture. Watch your back, Outback Steakhouse, because you’re next.