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McDonald’s French Fries May Cure Baldness, Study Says

In what may be the most positive news story to come out of America since 2015, Researchers at Yokohama National University recently discovered that they could regrow hair in mice with a chemical used in "cooking" of McDonald's french fries. Using this magical chemical, Yokohama researchers mass-produced "hair follicle germs" (HFG) that might become a more effective (and delicious) treatment for hair-loss and male-pattern baldness.

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"The key for the mass production of HFGs was a choice of substrate materials for culture vessel," author Junji Fukuda of Yokohama National University said in a statement. "We used oxygen-permeable dimethylpolysiloxane (PDMS) at the bottom of the culture vessel, and it worked very well." Ronald McDonald's top chefs use dimethylpolysiloxane in their french fry preparation because it prevents the cooking oil from splashing in their employee's faces. We're lovin' it.

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It's time for bald men of the world to officially rejoice and begin their strict McDonald's french fries regimen. As for the rest for the rest of us with a full head of hair... well, we can only hope that science soon discovers the Taco Bell's Cheesy Gordita Crunch is the cure for impotence and the common cold.

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NEWS

KFC Chicken Shortage Leads To Fowl Internet Jokes

What the clucking cluck? That's what people all over the U.K. are saying after a KFC chicken shortage forced the Colonel to close most of his 900 locations across the U.K. and Ireland. The chicken giant wasted no time blaming #KFCCrisis on their new delivery service, DHL that failed to deliver chicken to most of their locations on time. “It’s an

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SPORTS

Twitter Has A Field Day With Fergie’s All-Star Game National Anthem

Unless you're Lieutenant Frank Drebin, Police Squad or Whitney Houston, you want to keep your rendition of the national anthem pretty straightforward. The former lead vocalist of The Black Eyed Peas decided to try her own sexy "Fergie-fried" anthem before the 2018 NBA All-Star Game Sunday at Staples Center and

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NEWS

Plane Forced To Land After Passenger Wouldn’t Stop Farting

A Dutch airlines flight, flying from Dubai to Amsterdam was turned into Dutch oven after a passenger wouldn't stop farting, forcing an unexpected landing in Vienna. An elderly overweight man has been blamed for causing quite the stink, refusing to end his devastating fart attack, even after repeated requests to stop from the pilot and passengers of Transavia airlines flight. Two Dutchmen sitting next to the gasman became enraged at this poin

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COMEDY

13+ Hilarious Used Car Ads That Are Refreshingly Honest

The used car business isn't exactly known for its honesty or integrity, but these hilarious used car ads might change that perspective.  They're proof that there are inventive ways to sell a used car besides using tired cliches like solid transportation, runs great, and some rust. We'v

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