Man Barricades Himself In House After Family Takes A Bite Of His Grilled Cheese

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man barricades himself grilled cheese

I mean you read the headline, right? That’s exactly what happened.

man barricades himself grilled cheese

A man from Dundalk, MD recently made a grilled cheese sandwich that eventually sent him straight to jail after a standoff with the police. Apparently one member of his family (either his wife or his daughter) took a bite of his fresh, gooey, delicious, crunchy, dream-fulfilling grilled cheese sandwich and the man absolutely lost it.

man barricades grilled cheese

At around 5PM on a Saturday, the man sat down to eat a grilled cheese sandwich, and after someone took a bite of it he fired a shot inside the house, at which point the wife and daughter left the house. Everybody is fine and nobody was hurt, but the man barricaded himself inside the house.

man barricades grilled cheese

He then surrendered peacefully at some point before 9PM , only four hours from the time the grilled cheese was ready to eat and enjoy. One grilled cheese. Not two. Not three. One. And it was his.

man barricades grilled cheese

I honestly don’t see what he did wrong and would testify in court for this man.

man barricades grilled cheese

Police took him to a hospital for “an evaluation.”