Man Barricades Himself In House After Family Takes A Bite Of His Grilled Cheese

I mean you read the headline, right? That’s exactly what happened.

A man from Dundalk, MD recently made a grilled cheese sandwich that eventually sent him straight to jail after a standoff with the police. Apparently one member of his family (either his wife or his daughter) took a bite of his fresh, gooey, delicious, crunchy, dream-fulfilling grilled cheese sandwich and the man absolutely lost it.

At around 5PM on a Saturday, the man sat down to eat a grilled cheese sandwich, and after someone took a bite of it he fired a shot inside the house, at which point the wife and daughter left the house. Everybody is fine and nobody was hurt, but the man barricaded himself inside the house.

He then surrendered peacefully at some point before 9PM , only four hours from the time the grilled cheese was ready to eat and enjoy. One grilled cheese. Not two. Not three. One. And it was his.

I honestly don’t see what he did wrong and would testify in court for this man.

Police took him to a hospital for “an evaluation.”

Nathan Davidson

A master of the internet farts and sciences. Often accused of being into movies, television, sports, gaming and long walks to the kitchen. Spent the last decade writing about the absurdity that is the internet with a primary focus on comedy, sports, entertainment and exposing cats for being evil monsters. Somehow achieved a BA in Advertising from the Michigan State University and MA in Copywriting from The Portfolio Center. Hobbies include keeping “that’s what she said” jokes fashionable, imitating noises like a parakeet and preventing political arguments. List writer for Ranker and former Editor-in-Chief of World Wide Interweb.