'Life Goals' from Kids (GALLERY)

It’s important to establish some life goals when you’re a kid. For example, when I was eight-years-old, I determined that I was going to play basketball at Indiana University, drive a Yugo, and have a Beagle named “Chuck.” So far none of these life goals have become a reality, but the owning Beagle thing is still totally possible if I decide to apply myself next weekend. Below you will witness a bunch of totally attainable life goals from kids like taking their future wife to dinner at Pizza Hut, becoming Black Spider-Man, and breeding dragons. You know, the finer things in life.

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Nathan Davidson

A master of the internet farts and sciences. Often accused of being into movies, television, sports, gaming and long walks to the kitchen. Spent the last decade writing about the absurdity that is the internet with a primary focus on comedy, sports, entertainment and exposing cats for being evil monsters. Somehow achieved a BA in Advertising from the Michigan State University and MA in Copywriting from The Portfolio Center. Hobbies include keeping “that’s what she said” jokes fashionable, imitating noises like a parakeet and preventing political arguments. List writer for Ranker and former Editor-in-Chief of World Wide Interweb.