If you’re a current member of ISIS and you’re having trouble finding true love, you don’t have to worry anymore thanks to ISIS’s new dating website ‘Jihotties.’
Now ISIS members don’t have to be lonely anymore stuck watching Love Actually every weekend, cuddling with their favorite semi-automatic weapon. Jihotties showcases the ‘masculinity’ of it’s male members looking for their bride and it doesn’t require any annoying features like swiping right.