Internet conspiracy theorists think Katy Perry is actually JonBenét Ramsey

After conquering Area 51, 9-11 and the Kennedy assassination, internet ‘truthers’ have now set their sites on exposing the shocking truth about Katy Perry.

According to a report from US Magazine, a YouTube video by conspiracy theorist David Johnson claimed the JonBenét Ramsey murder was an elaborate hoax and that Perry has kept secret during her rise to fame.

Johnson also claims that “nobody died, nobody got hurt,” instead, Ramsey was sacrificed only in name, in return for becoming a star.

Johnson then went on to use “facts” supporting the claim, including the fact that JonBenet’s parents, John and Patsy, look a lot like Katy’s parents, Keith Hudson and Mary Perry.

Another YouTube investigative journalist Jungle Surfer also used the iron-clad “eyebrow defense” showing that Katy and JonBenet look alike, right down to their similar eyebrows as “the eyebrows don’t change much on a person.”

Obviously Jungle Surfer has not encountered a lot of women over the years.

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