She made queso.
Dana Perino, that is. We know this because the Fox News contributor posted a photo of a greasy, goopy, auburn concoction resting in a crock pot to Twitter, where it instantaneously became nightmare fuel.
Just…look at it.
I made queso pic.twitter.com/WXLFNcZlfU
— Dana Perino (@DanaPerino) February 3, 2019
A picture really does speak a thousand words, though in this case they are nearly all poo-related. Twitter immediately began to drag the (honestly, offensive) rendition of a Tex-Mex classic.
There are soooo many good jokes, but here are 31 of the best.
1.
I made queso pic.twitter.com/UtW5VK75AX
— Tamara Yajia (Babe Vigoda) (@DancesWithTamis) February 4, 2019
2.
I made queso pic.twitter.com/2dsQWdVmVa
— Jesse McLaren (@McJesse) February 4, 2019
3.
I made queso. pic.twitter.com/4M5efdDfHZ
— mark hoppus. (@markhoppus) February 4, 2019
4.
I made queso pic.twitter.com/nJqXZYgKRV
— Jonathan (@jehawks) February 4, 2019
5.
No, you didn’t. https://t.co/xkHFFZwu5M
— Moe’sSouthwestGrill (@Moes_HQ) February 4, 2019
6.
none of the “I made queso” joke images look worse than her actual queso
— Brandy Jensen (@BrandyLJensen) February 4, 2019
7.
“i made queso” is tonight’s unifying cultural event that the super bowl was supposed to be. thank you, dana perino
— Bobby Lewis (@revrrlewis) February 4, 2019
8.
y’all hate Mexicans this bad huh https://t.co/ziknFjDCYP
— JuanPa (@jpbrammer) February 4, 2019
9.
No the f*ck you did not https://t.co/bvsZJ5Wwyg
— Marci Ybarra (@Prof_buenachica) February 4, 2019
10.
.@realDonaldTrump please include the phrase “I made queso” in your congratulatory tweet to the Patriots, someone will explain later why this is funny
— Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) February 4, 2019
11.
That’s the Laura Ingraham of quesos.
— The Hoarse Whisperer (@HoarseWisperer) February 4, 2019
12.
Dana no
— Chris Taylor (@christaylor_nyc) February 4, 2019
13.
— Sharky ???? (@FailShark) February 4, 2019
14.
as someone from texas, allow me to confirm that this is some fucked up shit https://t.co/DjTK1Ik0tB
— Ashley Feinberg (@ashleyfeinberg) February 4, 2019
15.
Ay Dana. Eso no es queso, parece ser caca
— Brooke Binkowski (@brooklynmarie) February 4, 2019
16.
It’s like a metaphor for your network. pic.twitter.com/lC5j4Pkvi1
— Tim Dragga (@timdragga) February 4, 2019
17.
— diane alston (@dianelyssa) February 4, 2019
18.
A wall needs to be built around that
— Dispatchedman (@Dispatchedman) February 3, 2019
19.
Is that battery acid
— Young Isaac Reign (@IsaacReign10) February 4, 2019
20.
— Eddie ⅯcClintock (@EddieMcClintock) February 4, 2019
21.
The clearest argument against building the wall that I’ve ever seen. You need some more Mexicans in your life if you’re calling that queso.
— Randy Reiss (@undeadsinatra) February 4, 2019
22.
We’re gonna find WMD in Iraq before we find queso in this crockpot.
— Aaron Huertas (@aaronhuertas) February 4, 2019
23.
You are not sending your best queso.
— Richard Primoff (@RPrimoff) February 4, 2019
24.
Are there raisins in it?
— Fox on the run (@notquitethomas) February 4, 2019
25.
Is this a picture of it after a bowel movement or
— Roqayah (@roqchams) February 4, 2019
26.
Is there a picture of the queso
— a goat whom????☭ (@gatorgoat) February 4, 2019
27.
I made nachos pic.twitter.com/0V9Zig6LWv
— Dan Carlson (@danielcarlson) February 4, 2019
28.
it looks like you dissolved a body in your bathtub
— Rob Rousseau (@robrousseau) February 4, 2019
29.
I made queso pic.twitter.com/aiR2LlFhOF
— tim dewey (@tjdfotographist) February 4, 2019
30.
Why did you substitute all the cheese with baby diarrhea
— Kai Choyce (@kaichoyce) February 4, 2019
31.
I made queso. pic.twitter.com/6Tuz03vnoL
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) February 4, 2019
Perino sort of admitted her queso sucked….
I know. I know!
— Dana Perino (@DanaPerino) February 4, 2019
But then she went ahead and really claimed people ate it all, and that making fun of her bubbling brew was “elitist.”
I had no idea there was elitist foodie twitter. Good to know! Anyway, the queso is gone and the salad is still sitting there. So…whatever dudes! ???? https://t.co/vvQaChsZHs
— Dana Perino (@DanaPerino) February 4, 2019
She was sort of a good sport about it in the end.
At least tweets about my terrible queso are more entertaining than this game
— Dana Perino (@DanaPerino) February 4, 2019
Texas is offended. Mexicans are offended. Tex-Mexicans are offended. The entire country is offended. Here’s to hoping Perino keeps her queso to herself in the future.