‘Hangry’ woman arrested for biting Wendy’s worker over wrong order

We all know you don’t want to mess with a woman who’s hungry… especially the hot ones. And if you’ve ever done one of those stupid diets then you understand what it means to be ‘hangry.” Hangry is one of those cute combo words that combines the words hungry and angry and it’s a crutch currently used by crappy to explain why they’re being assholes.

Well, Lovely Robinson took hanger to a whole new level after she bit a Wendy’s manager for screwing up her order.

“She changed the order from that to four, 99-cent chicken sandwiches, so I’m guessing she only had $4 instead of $11,” Nelson said.

The fast food manager said she had no choice but to defend herself.

“She came in cursing and said I’ll come across the counter,” Nelson added. “So I said, ‘OK.’  She jumped over, so I defended myself.”

“She didn’t have me in size, but she had heart I’ll give her that,” Nelson said. “I told her you can’t be in here. You gotta’ go.”

The two then exchanged punches during the french fries maker before Lovely went “full T-rex” on the poor Wendy’s manager.

“She clamped down right above my knee, so I continued to punch her as she was biting me,” she said.

Police charged Robinson with malicious wounding, intentionally damaging property, preventing law enforcement from making an arrest and trespassing. She declined a request for an interview.
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