Goat Arrested In India… No, Seriously

A goat in Chhattisgarh, India was arrested yesterday for raiding a garden. The unknown goat and its owner have been booked under charges that carry a 2-7 year prison term and a fine, though they were both released on bail.

According to police, this sinister is a repeat offender with no respect for goat law. “The judge’s bungalow has an iron gate and the goat used to jump over it and enter,” said Assistant Sub Inspector R P Srivastava.

“The peon who maintains the garden had warned the owner of the goat many times. So today he filed a complaint and we arrested the goat and its owner,” the policeman added.

Among the goat’s criminal activities the police have listed ‘mad grazing’ in the garden and eating plants and vegetables like he just don’t care. This forced the magistrate to call the police and complain about the gangsta goat.

The Hollywood Foreign Press expects the goat to sign a five-picture deal with Universal Pictures by the end of the week.

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