Goat Arrested In India… No, Seriously

A goat in Chhattisgarh, India was arrested yesterday for raiding a garden. The unknown goat and its owner have been booked under charges that carry a 2-7 year prison term and a fine, though they were both released on bail.

According to police, this sinister is a repeat offender with no respect for goat law. “The judge’s bungalow has an iron gate and the goat used to jump over it and enter,” said Assistant Sub Inspector R P Srivastava.

“The peon who maintains the garden had warned the owner of the goat many times. So today he filed a complaint and we arrested the goat and its owner,” the policeman added.

Among the goat’s criminal activities the police have listed ‘mad grazing’ in the garden and eating plants and vegetables like he just don’t care. This forced the magistrate to call the police and complain about the gangsta goat.

The Hollywood Foreign Press expects the goat to sign a five-picture deal with Universal Pictures by the end of the week.


Nathan Davidson

A master of the internet farts and sciences. Often accused of being into movies, television, sports, gaming and long walks to the kitchen. Spent the last decade writing about the absurdity that is the internet with a primary focus on comedy, sports, entertainment and exposing cats for being evil monsters. Somehow achieved a BA in Advertising from the Michigan State University and MA in Copywriting from The Portfolio Center. Hobbies include keeping "that's what she said" jokes fashionable, imitating noises like a parakeet and preventing political arguments. List writer for Ranker and former Editor-in-Chief of World Wide Interweb.