21 Of The Funniest Tweets From Women Ever (This Week)

The funny ladies of Twitter.com never fail to make us laugh, and this week was no exception.

Here are the funniest jokes we saw women make on Twitter this week:

1. Been writing checks my social anxiety can’t cash.

2. Oops!

3. Me and avocados are now BFFs.

4. It’s called science, look it up.

5. Cringe laugh, laugh cringe, either way.

casey 'girlboss' anthony pic.twitter.com/HI4sLsi9yp

— brynn🕳️ (@kinematografi) March 27, 2021

6. She’s just looking out for you!

Jesus grandma wtf pic.twitter.com/eSJWWGlvZJ

— Chelcie (@chelcierae) March 21, 2021

7. TBH the house looks fine as is.

I really loved the idea of moving and re-decorating until I realized one pillow is literally $25

— alex meyer (@alexmeyerrr) May 14, 2018

8. Driving through the south also.

9. Flour respects my privacy.

OK I just went onto the King Arthur flour website and had to click a "this site uses cookies" thing and reader, I laughed

— Taffy Brodesser-Akner (@taffyakner) April 16, 2020

10. Smooth.jpg

11. Right?

12.

I change my clothes more frequently in Animal Crossing than in real life.

— Brie Larson (@brielarson) April 16, 2020

13.

https://twitter.com/roxiqt/status/1249339628865433604

14. I knew it!

don't let the media lie to you panic attacks count as cardio

— i can be your long lost pal (@PallaviGunalan) March 31, 2021

15.

Please someone stop me from buying a mini trampoline, which seems like a great idea right now for some reason

— Jessica Valenti (@JessicaValenti) April 15, 2020

16.

17. Right?

Hey sharks
I won’t take up too much of your time, my idea is baby carrots that aren’t soaking wet

— Karli Marulli (@karlimarulli) April 13, 2020

18.

if i saw one dog give birth to 99 dalmations i would call the fucking police

— anne t donahue (@annetdonahue) April 12, 2020

19.

https://twitter.com/mollypriddy/status/1375886150506704900

20. What a waste.

Why would I spend $22 on takeout when I could spend $62 to make the worst pad Thai I’ve ever had in my life

— hannah (@TribalSpaceCat) March 31, 2021

21. Fight the (AC) power!

https://twitter.com/bedotwt/status/1374024001052418049

Jason Mustian

Jason is a Webby winning, Short-Award losing humor writer and businessman. He lives in Texas with his amazing wife and four sometimes amazing kids.