Twitter is a beautiful and magical place where, in 140 characters or less, women are changing the world. Ok fine, maybe not always “changing the world,” but definitely making solid jokes about our boobs.
25.
If I had a dollar for every time I hit a curb I’d have like 27 dollars which isn’t a lot of money but is a lot of times to hit a curb
— Bailey (@baybaydayday) October 18, 2018
24.
How to get a boyfriend as told by a kindergartner:
“well you just get a best friend that’s a boy then you love him so much he turns into your boyfriend! It’s really easy Ms. Lockwood”
— anna (@anna__estelle) October 22, 2018
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https://twitter.com/lilacperalta/status/1054771899509719040
22.
Been getting a lot of bread lately. Not money but my carb intake is just unreal
— macklemore???? (@macallmaryhew) October 22, 2018
21.
https://twitter.com/emmachamberlain/status/1054448352702619654
20.
more than one stove is a steve
— kim (@KimmyMonte) October 24, 2018
19.
of mice and men be like
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???????? ????????— paige (@turnthepge) October 21, 2018
18.
If men are so tough then why do they die
— schmox (@IvoryGazelle) October 21, 2018
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Between my nighttime regimen and my morning routine, I'd say applying skincare products is about 18-19 hours of my day.
— Alison Leiby (@AlisonLeiby) October 24, 2018
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I went through the chick fil a drive through bawling and the girl asked me if I wanted a chocolate or vanilla milkshake. And I was like no I ordered a sweet tea and she goes “no honey you need a milkshake”
Service: unmatched
— Mi (@remigiomia) October 23, 2018