29 Funniest Tweets From Today That You Don’t Want To Miss (September 3, 2024)

“Ever since I was a little girl I knew I loved to be right.”

Scrolling through Twitter today certainly didn’t disappoint after the holiday weekend. These tweets were on point, from witty observations about life’s little annoyances to the sheer absurdity of everyday moments. One person swore he saw a scary historical figure while driving on the interstate, while another discovered the hidden perils of attempting to DIY a haircut. Trust me, these gems are the perfect antidote to returning to the grind.

And just when I thought the hilarity couldn’t peak any higher, I stumbled upon some truly next-level takes on classic moments. Think rewrites of Shakespeare, but make it Gen Z. Plus, a thread about the humor of what religion you were raised in. These tweets are the laugh we all need today, reminding us that sometimes, the best content is just 280 characters away.

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Chris Wahl

Chris, co-owner of WorldWideInterweb, is a true aficionado of all things internet and meme-y. When he’s not curating the best of the web, you’ll likely find him on the golf courses of Florida.