28 Funniest Tweets From Today That You Don’t Want To Miss (August 29, 2024)

“Adult friendships are crazy cuz you’ll be asking each other shit like are u free at the end of October?”

There’s something truly magical about Twitter when it’s in its prime form—hilarious chaos meets oddly specific relatability. Today’s lineup of tweets is no different. From the world of advanced millennials who are just trying to figure out why they suddenly have an intense need for houseplants to the thinking man’s Ozempic. And let’s not forget the drama of BPD (Bread Preference Disorder) because nothing gets people riled up quite like an argument over sourdough versus multigrain.

We’ve got the usual suspects, from sleep-deprived parents trying to survive another “fun” trip to the store, to introverts sharing the universal truth that even their alone time needs alone time. So get ready to laugh at today’s finest gems from the Twitterverse today.

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Chris Wahl

Chris, co-owner of WorldWideInterweb, is a true aficionado of all things internet and meme-y. When he’s not curating the best of the web, you’ll likely find him on the golf courses of Florida.