Frozen Poop Falling From Plane Injures Woman In India

Courtesey of "Poo-nited Airlines"

Rajrani Gaud’s 2016 got off to a shitty start when she was struck by a football-sized chunk of frozen poop that aviation scientists believe could’ve been accidentally dropped from a commercial airliner.

The chunk of “Blue Ice” (I’m officially never drinking that brand of vodka ever again) is a fancy aviation term for “frozen poo-age leaked mid-flight from an aircraft’s lavatory waste system” fortunately landed only 25-feet from Gaud or she would’ve been shit out of luck.

Guad is entitled to compensentation under the Aircraft (Investigation of Accidents and Incidents) Rules and one can only hope she’s wise enough to use it all on Outback Steakhouse gift certificates.

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