Our mission at World Wide Interweb to “beard” everything on the internet. It’s a weird mission, we’ll give you that, but at least we have goals, right? In honor of the 60th Annual Grammy Awards last night, our latest victims are today’s top female pop stars. And speaking of beards, we have to ask… how’s that beard of yours coming along? Did you shave it off yet or did you decide to keep it knowing that people are probably making fun of you behind your back? Is your wife, girlfriend or immediate family members begging you to shave it off, or did you just quit your job and move to the Pacific Northwest to hang out with Dexter Morgan? Either way, good for you, you magnificent hairy bastard.