In the mother… or father of all Star Wars irony news stories, Disney has been forced to recall their Darth Vader baby bodysuit due to a potential choking hazard.
The issue is not due to the onesie’s finding a baby’s lack of faith disturbing, but due to defective three-button snaps, creating a choking hazard for babies that tried to put them in their mouth.
Fortunately there have been no injuries reported to date. Emperor Palpatine could not be reached for comment.
A master of the internet farts and sciences. Often accused of being into movies, television, sports, gaming and long walks to the kitchen. Spent the last decade writing about the absurdity that is the internet with a primary focus on comedy, sports, entertainment and exposing cats for being evil monsters. Somehow achieved a BA in Advertising from the Michigan State University and MA in Copywriting from The Portfolio Center. Hobbies include keeping “that’s what she said” jokes fashionable, imitating noises like a parakeet and preventing political arguments. List writer for Ranker and former Editor-in-Chief of World Wide Interweb.
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