Want to Solve These Seemingly Dirty Riddles? Get Your Mind out of the Gutter!

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9.

What does a dog do that a man steps into?

10.

What is hard and hairy on the outside, soft and wet on the inside? The word begins with “c,” ends in “t,” and there’s a “u” and an “n” between them.

11.

It’s a fun thing to do and you devote a significant amount of energy to thinking about it, but you hate knowing that your parents are doing it. What is it?

12.

What gets longer if pulled, fits snugly between breasts, slides neatly into a hole, chokes people when used incorrectly, and works well when jerked?

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13.

What’s long and hard and has cum in it?

14.

What does a woman have two of that a cow has four of?

15.

What four-letter word begins with “f” and ends with “k,” and if you can’t get it you can always just use your hands?

16.

I’m at least six inches long. I love it wet and foamy when I get to do my job. What am I?

17.

What’s made of rubber, handed out at some schools, and exists to prevent mistakes?