These 17 riddles from AskReddit all sound pretty dirty at first, but almost none of the answers are.
Scroll to the bottom for the answers.
I grow in a bed, first white then red, and the plumper I get, the better women like me. What am I?
What’s messy and can be really annoying and/or tricky to clean up after sex?
Over 1,000 people went down on me. I wasn’t a maiden for long. Something really big and hard ripped me open. What am I?
I start with a “v” and every woman has one. She can even use me to get what she wants. What am I?
You play with me at night before going to sleep. You can’t get caught fiddling with me at work. You only let a select few people touch me. What am I?
Arnold Schwarzenegger’s is really long. Michael J. Fox’s is short. Daffy Duck’s isn’t human. Madonna doesn’t have one. What am I?
I start with a “p” and end with “o-r-n,” and I’m a major player in the film industry. What am I?
What’s a four-letter word that ends in “k” and means the same as intercourse?