There are some things that should never ever be done with food and while we like to think most people respect this common etiquette, it’s quite the opposite. Just take it from each of these Redditors who are sharing the most heinous crimes they’ve ever witnessed against food. Sorry about your appetite.
1. This horrific concoction:
“When I visited my aunt’s family as a kid she served a ‘purple cow’ — milk mixed with grape juice — for breakfast. If you haven’t tasted that, take my word for it… It’s not a great concoction.”
2. These two things that should never mix:
“I used to be obsessed with A1 steak sauce. I would put it on EVERYTHING possible because I loved it so much. One day, I put it on jello. I no longer enjoy A1.”
3. This literal vomit:
“My mom puts peanut butter on cold pizza. It is the closest flavor to vomit that is not vomit.”
4. This regurgitated snack:
“My sister would make Ritz cracker ‘sandwiches,’ except the thing that went between the two Ritz cracker ‘buns’ was ANOTHER Ritz cracker…except she’d chewed it up and spit it out onto the other two. It was disgusting.”
5. This unholy dip:
“My wife dips her peanut butter and jelly sandwiches into SpaghettiOs.”—Tinkliwinks
6. Whatever the hell this is:
“This kid I knew in school used to rip open his milk carton and dip his burrito into his chocolate milk. Sometimes he’d even go so far as to rip open the burrito itself and pour his milk onto the beef and eggs in order to (and I’m quoting him here) ‘creamify the meat.’ I don’t know, man, the word ‘creamify’ is just…ugh.”
7. This Cheez-It treat:
“My mom’s boyfriend. Crushed Cheez-It crackers. Into his coffee. Mom said I shouldn’t let it bother me. It bothers me.”
8. An alarming twist on the chef salad:
“I went to college with this one girl who would get a chef salad, slice up a banana, put it on said chef salad, then use ketchup as the dressing. I kid you not, this person ate that on a regular basis.”