Noah Berman
10. The person who left chewed gum stuck to their armrest:
9. The guy who (kinda ingeniously, actually) set up his hammock in front of the boarding gate desk:
8. Anybody who leans their seat back, especially when the passengers behind them are over 6 feet tall:
7. ALSO THIS:
6. The human who doesn’t feel the need to sit down or put pants on:
5. The dude who couldn’t…figure…this…out?
4. Whoever thinks it’s alright to take a Sharpie to plane seats:
3. This scrunched up sleeper:
2. Anybody who uses 3 seats for their luggage while others are forced to sit on the floor:
1. And, finally, this Birkenstock wearer, who felt the need to throw their stanky footwear into the seat pocket for all to see and smell. Screw you.
