‘Babypod Vagina Speaker’ To Target Unborn Babies With Ads

For hundreds of years marketing has figured out new and inventive ways to manipulate young, impressionable minds through the magic of advertising, and now it looks like they’ll have a chance to double their efforts from the point of conception thanks to “Babypod!”

Thanks to Babypod, unborn babies don’t have to wait nine stupid, boring months before learning about the latest products and technology advancements going on in the world and they’ll have the opportunity to get addicted to Flaming Hot Cheetos before they’re born without the help of their mother.