Today is National 7-11 Day… yes, you just read that correctly. There is actually a National 7-11 Day in America now, but the good news is this means you can get a free Slurpee if you go to 7-11 today. While you’re there, you can also get a couple jalapeno cream cheese taquitos, some Sour Patch Kids, Gardetto’s snack mix and a cool six-pack of refreshing Budweiser. Oh, and couple lottery tickets… and a bag of Funyuns. You know what, you might as well get some condoms and a pack of Marlboro Lights just to be on the safe side.