Today is National 7-11 Day… yes, you just read that correctly. There is actually a National 7-11 Day in America now, but the good news is this means you can get a free Slurpee if you go to 7-11 today. While you’re there, you can also get a couple jalapeno cream cheese taquitos, some Sour Patch Kids, Gardetto’s snack mix and a cool six-pack of refreshing Budweiser. Oh, and couple lottery tickets… and a bag of Funyuns. You know what, you might as well get some condoms and a pack of Marlboro Lights just to be on the safe side.
A master of the internet farts and sciences. Often accused of being into movies, television, sports, gaming and long walks to the kitchen. Spent the last decade writing about the absurdity that is the internet with a primary focus on comedy, sports, entertainment and exposing cats for being evil monsters. Somehow achieved a BA in Advertising from the Michigan State University and MA in Copywriting from The Portfolio Center. Hobbies include keeping “that’s what she said” jokes fashionable, imitating noises like a parakeet and preventing political arguments. List writer for Ranker and former Editor-in-Chief of World Wide Interweb.
Nathan Davidson
