The stage is officially set for Super Bowl LII in Minneapolis as the Philadelphia Eagles will face the AFC version of death and taxes, the New England Patriots. Starting next week, and from now until the end of time, we think every football fan in America should be legally mandated to get a bowl haircut the week of the Super Bowl. KFC can sponsor this event every year with their nationwide “Famous Bowl” contest, and the winner gets free KFC for a year. Sure, this idea may sound a little crazy until you realize that 30% of Americans can’t find the Pacific Ocean on a map.
