Schmoyoho is back with their latest masterpiece as they “Songify” the Vice Presidential debate between the two most uninteresting men in the world. You know, the debate with that one Pence dude versus that bro named Kaine where they talked about who has the cooler presidential baby mama for like an hour. If you were like every other person in the country and didn’t watch this debate last night, here’s your chance to find out what these pasty human turds talked about last night.
A master of the internet farts and sciences. Often accused of being into movies, television, sports, gaming and long walks to the kitchen. Spent the last decade writing about the absurdity that is the internet with a primary focus on comedy, sports, entertainment and exposing cats for being evil monsters. Somehow achieved a BA in Advertising from the Michigan State University and MA in Copywriting from The Portfolio Center. Hobbies include keeping “that’s what she said” jokes fashionable, imitating noises like a parakeet and preventing political arguments. List writer for Ranker and former Editor-in-Chief of World Wide Interweb.