Scientists have discovered what causes Resting Bitch Face

Sure global warming is still a total toughie, but scientists have finally figure out the cause of Resting Bitch Face.

Thankfully, two behavioral researchers with the international research and innovation firm Noldus Information Technology took the time find the answer… and it may shock you. I mean it totally won’t shock you, but you should read the next sentence anways if you’re totally not busy right now.

Using Noldus’ highly-credible software called “FaceReader” they found that people with a high level of “contempt” are prone to RBF syndrome. Yeah, that’s basically it. Do you have contempt for us now?

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Nathan Davidson

A master of the internet farts and sciences. Often accused of being into movies, television, sports, gaming and long walks to the kitchen. Spent the last decade writing about the absurdity that is the internet with a primary focus on comedy, sports, entertainment and exposing cats for being evil monsters. Somehow achieved a BA in Advertising from the Michigan State University and MA in Copywriting from The Portfolio Center. Hobbies include keeping “that’s what she said” jokes fashionable, imitating noises like a parakeet and preventing political arguments. List writer for Ranker and former Editor-in-Chief of World Wide Interweb.