In yet another major new story where poor french toast doesn’t get the respect it deserves, a Muncie, Indiana man was arrested for making his girlfriend pancakes for breakfast when she clearly wanted waffles.
According to the police report, the incident turned to violence when the victim became angry when her pancakes waffles which led to one of the greatest crimes in the history of breakfast.
A master of the internet farts and sciences. Often accused of being into movies, television, sports, gaming and long walks to the kitchen. Spent the last decade writing about the absurdity that is the internet with a primary focus on comedy, sports, entertainment and exposing cats for being evil monsters. Somehow achieved a BA in Advertising from the Michigan State University and MA in Copywriting from The Portfolio Center. Hobbies include keeping “that’s what she said” jokes fashionable, imitating noises like a parakeet and preventing political arguments. List writer for Ranker and former Editor-in-Chief of World Wide Interweb.
Nathan Davidson
