Mark Zuckerberg Confirms Facebook Is Developing Mind-reading Technology

Humans on Facebook will have to be extremely cautious with their inner-thoughts while they’re on Facebook in the very near future according to Mark “Zucky Zuck” Zuckerberg and the Funky Facebook Bunch. Zuckerberg confirmed that Facebook is currently working on a terrifying new technology that lets Facebook users communicate via their thoughts at the F8 conference in San Jose this week.

Regina Dugan, the head of Facebook’s experimental technologies division, said Facebook is developing “optical neuro-imaging systems” that would enable users to type words with their freaking brain— you know, no big deal. All Facebook has to do is continue developing sensors capable of accessing your brainwaves This is horrible news for parents on Facebook who post pictures of their children every single day.

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