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The 20 Worst Candy Names Of All Time

Halloween is less than a week away, and we firmly believe this photo gallery proves once and for all that they should discontinue the production of all candy except for Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups… for a safer America. Okay fine, they can also make Nutella-infused Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups. Or Ben & Jerry’s Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup Cookie Core ice cream.

fart candy
ayds candy
camel balls candy
chocolate log
candy queer
asse candy
big nuts
butt break candy
had better candy
wet ones whistle
titlis candy
tasty diabetics
spunk cany
rape candy
nut milk
goetze candy
giant licks
crap candy
gaiety candy