Dan Wilbur
I love reading. It’s my only hobby. It’s hard to find a great read based on the title alone, but I bet every single book on this list has something important to offer the world. They’re funny. They’re strange. Honestly, I want a copy of all of them.
Authors are notoriously bad at titling their works. Before Steinbeck decided on using the title Of Mice and Men for one of his most famous novels, he originally wanted to call it “Something That Happened.” Wow, Steve. You’re barely trying. Anyway, he’s dead now, but the bad, hilarious titles of books live on forever. Thankfully, the internet will never let us forget these truly bizarre covers.
Here are books with titles and covers that could have benefitted from a little outside feedback before going to print:
1. “Still Stripping After 25 Years” by Eleanor Burns
2. “Book of the Bitch” by J. M. Evans
3. “Stop Beating Your Meat” by Grady Talbot
4. “Games You Can Play With Your Pussy” by Ira Alterman
5. “50 Ways to Eat Cock” by Adrienne N Hew CN
6. “Brenda’s Beaver Needs a Barber” by Bimisi Tayanita
7. “The Loneliest Ho In The World” by Travis Heaton
8. “The Day Amanda Came” by C. T. Reeves
9. “Scouts In Bondage” by Michael Bell
10. “Oozing For My Lord” by Betty Carolyn Hearon Love
11. “So, You’ve Got a Fat Pussy” by Ira Alterman
12. “Drummer Dick’s Discharge” by Beatrix M de Burgh
13. “My Big Book of Pretty Pussies” by Charels A. Pemberton
14. “The Missionary Position” by Christopher Hitchens
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16. “A Passion For Donkeys” by Elisabeth D. Svendsen
17. “Do You Want To Play With My Balls?” by The Cifaldi Brothers
18. “Invisible Dick” by Frank Topham
19. “The Best Dad Is a Good Lover” by Charlie W Shedd
20. “Treasures, Pleasures, and Happy Endings” by Tysons Corner Center
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22. “Cooking With Poo” by Saiyuud Diwong
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35. “Images You Should Not Masturbate To” — Graham Johnson
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