50 Way Better Names For Stuff (GALLERY)

The people in charge of naming stuff for centuries have been making things way too complicated if you ask us. Pizza will now forever be known as “yum circles” and feet shall be called “walking hands.” It’s time to rename everything in your life and for starters, you should name your brain “Captain Insane-O.”
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Nathan Davidson

A master of the internet farts and sciences. Often accused of being into movies, television, sports, gaming and long walks to the kitchen. Spent the last decade writing about the absurdity that is the internet with a primary focus on comedy, sports, entertainment and exposing cats for being evil monsters. Somehow achieved a BA in Advertising from the Michigan State University and MA in Copywriting from The Portfolio Center. Hobbies include keeping “that’s what she said” jokes fashionable, imitating noises like a parakeet and preventing political arguments. List writer for Ranker and former Editor-in-Chief of World Wide Interweb.