30 Way Better Names for Food

The people responsible for giving most major foods their first name did a horrible job, according to the internet. They totes overthought the naming process and should’ve been more honest with themselves about the foods they were naming for the rest of human existence. Fortunately, the internet is here to save the world once again with this gallery of way better and more appropriate names for food. In honor of National Eat What You Want day, we decided to give some of our favorite foods the name they truly deserve.

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