A basic bitch—what Urban Dictionary defines as “Someone who is unflinchingly upholding of the status quo and stereotypes of their gender without even realizing it”—may get a tattoo to prove she isn’t basic. She will unerringly end up with a basic ass tattoo. Like one of the following:
24. A Chinese symbol. Or 5.
23. Angel wings.
22. A tiny heart.
21. A dandelion.
20. A dandelion…turning into a flock of birds.
19. Just a flock of birds, generally.
15. A “Live Laugh Love” in cursive.