Victorious Sponge shows the internet what the world would be like if it were a man. A super judgemental man who barges into our lives each year and forces us to perform that familiar series of exhausting and expensive tasks to prove our worth to our other halves. You know, pretty much basic Valentine’s Day things.
A master of the internet farts and sciences. Often accused of being into movies, television, sports, gaming and long walks to the kitchen. Spent the last decade writing about the absurdity that is the internet with a primary focus on comedy, sports, entertainment and exposing cats for being evil monsters. Somehow achieved a BA in Advertising from the Michigan State University and MA in Copywriting from The Portfolio Center. Hobbies include keeping “that’s what she said” jokes fashionable, imitating noises like a parakeet and preventing political arguments. List writer for Ranker and former Editor-in-Chief of World Wide Interweb.