Some Tweets About Marriage Are Too Hilariously Honest Not To Share (20 Tweets)

Having never been married, I can only imagine just how difficult it is. Tying yourself to someone you will compromise for and with forever has to be incredibly hard — even when it’s also rewarding. I gathered up 20 tweets about marriage that prove it’s also incredibly hilarious. So take those fights with a big grain of salt and enjoy!

1. Fighting

2. He’ll be late!

3. Marriage means

4. The songs she hates

5. WHAT.

6. Plants

7. Golf

8. A lie?

9. Mr Speaker

10. Not funny!

11. Blame game

I went into another room and couldn’t remember why so I asked my husband and he didn’t know either which makes him partly to blame for this whole fiasco

— MumInBits (@MumInBits) July 30, 2022

12. No trespassing

The pillow wall my wife built is one thing but the “No Trespassing” sign seems a bit excessive.

— Shade 5 🎬 (@Shader70) August 8, 2022

13. It’s great!

Look, if your wife makes something for the potluck, you have to have a huge helping and you HAVE to tell everyone how great it is. Those are the rules.

— Robert Knop (@FatherWithTwins) August 6, 2022

14. I do not

No one:

My husband: You want to know what I think?

Me: * hits unsubscribe button*

— KJ (@IDontSpeakWhine) August 5, 2022

15. Just a little vise

my wife says my interest in miniature tools is an obsession but i keep telling her that it’s just a little vise pic.twitter.com/izRnTLp4mx

— Uncle Duke (@UncleDuke1969) August 10, 2022

16. Teamwork!

My husband and I take turns burping into the phone when answering spam calls, because teamwork makes the dream work.

— sixfootcandy (@sixfootcandy) July 11, 2022

17. Wait a minute

My husband went to bed early and said I could watch the next episode of our show without him and wow what a kind and selfless man who puts others before himself and…I’m now realizing that jerk watched that episode without me.

— Jessie (@mommajessiec) August 2, 2022

18. Waffle knife

Sometimes I like to mess with my husband and say things like "Honey, please hand me a waffle knife" and watch him panic.

— sixfootcandy (@sixfootcandy) August 3, 2022

19. Power!

accidentally used my husbands body wash and now i don’t move out of the way when someone’s walking toward me

— That Mom Tho (@mom_tho) July 10, 2022

20. A little horse

Me: You sound a little hoarse.

Wife: Just call me Little Sebastion.

Me: If I could, I'd marry you again.

— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) July 9, 2022

Kate Hackett

Kate is a freelance writer, actor, author and columnist living in Los Angeles.