7.
“A cup isn’t worth filling unless you can fill it completely to the top with no room to spare.”
-every six-year-old ever
— Beau Coffron (@lunchboxdad) November 2, 2016
6.
Mostly I think I’m a good mom but then sometimes my 6 year old yells “OH SHIT!” when he’s excited.
— maura quint (@behindyourback) December 15, 2017
5.
If anyone has a solid 3 hours on their hands, my 6 year old has a story about Pikachu he’ll tell to anyone who is willing to listen.
— Lurkin’ Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) May 7, 2017
4.
“I’m nocturnal now.”
-my 6yo, at what is supposed to be her bedtime
— Sara Says Stop (@PetrickSara) December 23, 2017
3.
6yo: “Dad?
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Dad?”Me: “Yes?”
6yo: “I forgot.”— ReasonsMySonIsCrying (@ReasonsMySonCry) November 14, 2017
2.
6-year-old: I hate how you pack my lunch
Me: Maybe you should pack your own lunch
6: *packs 28 Oreos*
Me: Maybe I should pack your lunch
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) March 15, 2017
1.
6y.o, spotting tray of chicken wings: “Wow! That’s a LOT of dead chickens!”
-Why we can’t have dinner guests.
— Stephanie Ortiz (@Six_Pack_Mom) December 13, 2017