Turkeys have had a pretty rough deal in America over the years and the sad thing is, they were super close to becoming the National Bird of the United States. Ever since turkeys lost the Bald Eagles, they’ve been subject to centuries of genocide and having stuff shoved up their butts after they die. Perhaps one day the turkeys will rise together as one and we won’t have anything to thankful for anymore, but it’s highly unlikely because they appear to have a severe case of “The Dumbs.”
