If Turkeys Ruled The World (GALLERY)

Turkeys have had a pretty rough deal in America over the years and the sad thing is, they were super close to becoming the National Bird of the United States. Ever since turkeys lost the Bald Eagles, they’ve been subject to centuries of genocide and having stuff shoved up their butts after they die. Perhaps one day the turkeys will rise together as one and we won’t have anything to thankful for anymore, but it’s highly unlikely because they appear to have a severe case of “The Dumbs.”

Nathan Davidson

A master of the internet farts and sciences. Often accused of being into movies, television, sports, gaming and long walks to the kitchen. Spent the last decade writing about the absurdity that is the internet with a primary focus on comedy, sports, entertainment and exposing cats for being evil monsters. Somehow achieved a BA in Advertising from the Michigan State University and MA in Copywriting from The Portfolio Center. Hobbies include keeping “that’s what she said” jokes fashionable, imitating noises like a parakeet and preventing political arguments. List writer for Ranker and former Editor-in-Chief of World Wide Interweb.