Probably the worst thing about other people is how they exist. Amirite?
No, but seriously, people are the worst. And if you agree you could probably benefit from sticking your head in a pillow and forgetting about them for a while, or not so subtly asking them to “fuck off.”
So, I guess: you’re welcome, misanthropes.
17. This ostrich pillow that lets you hide your head in the “sand” and make them all go away.
Get it for $99.
16. This framed cross-stitch is great to look at after a long day at the office.
Get it on Etsy.
15. A pin for your backpack.
Get it for $12.
14. Pencils for when you just can’t deal with people today.
Get a pack on Amazon for $9.
13. This scarf to keep you warm as well as keep everyone else away.
Get one on Amazon for $26.
12. This hoodie for someone who’d rather be abducted by aliens than talk to “hoomans”.
Get it on RedBubble for $50.
11. A tent to turn your bed into human-free zone.
Get it on Amazon for $130.
Jason is a Webby winning, Short-Award losing humor writer and businessman. He lives in Texas with his amazing wife and four sometimes amazing kids.
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