The 20 Worst Candy Names Of All Time

Halloween is less than a week away, and we firmly believe this photo gallery proves once and for all that they should discontinue the production of all candy except for Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups… for a safer America. Okay fine, they can also make Nutella-infused Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups. Or Ben & Jerry’s Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup Cookie Core ice cream.

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fart candy

2.

ayds candy

3.

camel balls candy

4.

chocolate log

5.

candy queer

6.

asse candy

7.

big nuts

8.

butt break candy

9.

had better candy

10.

wet ones whistle

11.

titlis candy

12.

tasty diabetics

13.

spunk cany

14.

rape candy

15.

nut milk

16.

goetze candy

17.

giant licks

18.

crap candy

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gaiety candy