The 20 Worst Candy Names Of All Time

Halloween is less than a week away, and we firmly believe this photo gallery proves once and for all that they should discontinue the production of all candy except for Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups… for a safer America. Okay fine, they can also make Nutella-infused Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups. Or Ben & Jerry’s Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup Cookie Core ice cream.

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Nathan Davidson

A master of the internet farts and sciences. Often accused of being into movies, television, sports, gaming and long walks to the kitchen. Spent the last decade writing about the absurdity that is the internet with a primary focus on comedy, sports, entertainment and exposing cats for being evil monsters. Somehow achieved a BA in Advertising from the Michigan State University and MA in Copywriting from The Portfolio Center. Hobbies include keeping “that’s what she said” jokes fashionable, imitating noises like a parakeet and preventing political arguments. List writer for Ranker and former Editor-in-Chief of World Wide Interweb.