There is absolutely nothing wrong with these baby products as long as you’re completely insane and if you are… seriously, good for you.
The Baby Mop
Daddy Saddle
Mr. Milker
The Nosefrida “Snot Sucker”
The Peakaroo Infant Carrier
Crib Dribbler
The Zaky Infant Pillow
Baby High Heels
Bacon Baby Formula
The Baby Leash
Baby Toupees
The Poop Alarm
Metallica Lullabies
Baby Bangs
Baby’s First Baby
Baby Bomb Shelter
Potty Trainer iPad Holder
Tattoos For Babies
The Shave Baby