Today we celebrate “National Junk Food Day” by honoring arguably the greatest junk food of all time… Cheetos. There are so many things wrong with Cheetos and their Flaming Hot brother, yet we ignore them because they’re Cheetos and our mouth demands them on a regular basis with no regard for the quality of life of our fingers. And call me crazy, but every time I open a bag of Cheetos it’s like taking off a girls bra for the first time and nobody can argue with me on that statement unless they’ve never eaten Cheetos or taken off a bra. Yeah, I’m talking to yo, Bobby Two Face.
A master of the internet farts and sciences. Often accused of being into movies, television, sports, gaming and long walks to the kitchen. Spent the last decade writing about the absurdity that is the internet with a primary focus on comedy, sports, entertainment and exposing cats for being evil monsters. Somehow achieved a BA in Advertising from the Michigan State University and MA in Copywriting from The Portfolio Center. Hobbies include keeping “that’s what she said” jokes fashionable, imitating noises like a parakeet and preventing political arguments. List writer for Ranker and former Editor-in-Chief of World Wide Interweb.
Nathan Davidson
