100+ Most Hilariously Unfortunate Names In Human History

Having an unfortunate, funny, or awkward name can be a hard thing to overcome in life. Pretty much the only way you can avoid the constant ridicule of having a weird first or last name is to be super hot or rich, and even then, the name bullying will always exist behind your back.

We think it’s safe to say that these poor bastards have names so unfortunate, that they never stood a chance in the game of life.

Well, except for Destinee Hooker and Harry Bushrod. They’re the coolest people on earth. These are the most unfortunate names in human history.

1. Wonder what the P stands for?

2. When you lie on your resume…

3. Have you thought about switching careers?

4. Chardonnay Hooker

5. Harry Baals for mayor.

6. Jolly Mangina

7. Jesus Condom

8. Just needs to marry a woman named “Dry”

9. Gordon Ramsay is gonna have a breakdown.

10. Marijuana Name

11. Poon Ho

12. Steve Sharts

13. Rowdy Negro

14. Hitler Mussolini

15. Dick Assman

Nathan Davidson

A master of the internet farts and sciences. Often accused of being into movies, television, sports, gaming and long walks to the kitchen. Spent the last decade writing about the absurdity that is the internet with a primary focus on comedy, sports, entertainment and exposing cats for being evil monsters. Somehow achieved a BA in Advertising from the Michigan State University and MA in Copywriting from The Portfolio Center. Hobbies include keeping “that’s what she said” jokes fashionable, imitating noises like a parakeet and preventing political arguments. List writer for Ranker and former Editor-in-Chief of World Wide Interweb.