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100+ Most Hilariously Unfortunate Names In Human History

Having an unfortunate, funny, or awkward name can be a hard thing to overcome in life. Pretty much the only way you can avoid the constant ridicule of having a weird first or last name is to be super hot or rich, and even then, the name bullying will always exist behind your back.

We think it’s safe to say that these poor bastards have names so unfortunate, that they never stood a chance in the game of life.

Well, except for Destinee Hooker and Harry Bushrod. They’re the coolest people on earth. These are the most unfortunate names in human history.

Wonder what the P stands for?

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When you lie on your resume

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Have you thought about switching careers?

Mr perv

Chardonnay Hooker

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Harry Baals for mayor.

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Jolly Mangina

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Jesus Condom

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Just needs to marry a woman named “Dry”

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Gordon Ramsay is gonna have a breakdown.

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Marijuana Name

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Poon Ho

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Steve Sharts

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Rowdy Negro

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Hitler Mussolini

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Dick Assman

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