The 100 Most Unfortunate Names In Human History

These poor bastards have names so unfortunate, they never stood a chance in the game of life.

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The 100 Funniest Names Ever

Having an unfortunate, funny or awkward name can be a hard thing to overcome in life. Pretty much the only way you can avoid the constant ridicule of having a weird first or last name is to be super hot or rich, and even then, the name bullying will always exist behind your back. We think it’s safe to say that these poor bastards have names so unfortunate, that they never stood a chance in the game of life. Well, except for Destinee Hooker and Harry Bushrod. They’re the coolest people on earth. These are the most unfortunate names in human history.
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