A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, Star Wars families used to take awkward family photos just like us! Having a new Star Wars movie coming out every Christmas for at least the next 55 years is a good thing because both Star Wars and Christmas are all about keeping it in the family. Granted, you don’t want to go all Luke and Leia at your family Christmas dinner this year, but you get the idea.
A master of the internet farts and sciences. Often accused of being into movies, television, sports, gaming and long walks to the kitchen. Spent the last decade writing about the absurdity that is the internet with a primary focus on comedy, sports, entertainment and exposing cats for being evil monsters. Somehow achieved a BA in Advertising from the Michigan State University and MA in Copywriting from The Portfolio Center. Hobbies include keeping “that’s what she said” jokes fashionable, imitating noises like a parakeet and preventing political arguments. List writer for Ranker and former Editor-in-Chief of World Wide Interweb.