It's That Time Of Year For Jokes About Spirit Halloween Stores (20 Tweets)

See you later, September, it’s OCTOBER’S TIME TO SHINE.

Nothing says “spooky season” more than the Spirit Halloween stores rising from the dead — and to celebrate our favorite holiday, we found 20 tweets about our seasonal spook shop that made me laugh. Enjoy!

1. It is time

2. They pop up everywhere

3. Closets too!

4. Just to feel

5. Romance!

6. Dark questions

7. Yes indeed

8. Blood sacrifices

9. They ready

10. Beautiful

11. Get in

Get in loser, we're going to Spirit Halloween.

📸 isahermit pic.twitter.com/e13hwxSyU6

— Spirit Halloween (@SpiritHalloween) September 16, 2022

12. Legit genius

It was legit genius to invent a store that immediately possesses the bodies of other dead stores and name it Spirit Halloween.

— Daniel Kibblesmith (@kibblesmith) September 22, 2022

13. Chicago

Just stopped by a Spirit Halloween store in Chicago and they're only stocking four items this year pic.twitter.com/Qhdvrmvzqo

— Zach Long (@z_long) August 12, 2022

14. Cheer you up

hey babe sorry you had a rough day do you wanna go to spirit halloween and let me buy us matching costumes?

— Dan (@Flawless_Cowboi) September 12, 2022

15. A date

fun date idea: meet at the spirit halloween & perform a ritual sacrifice

— glennis 🍑 (@theglennisshow) September 15, 2022

16. They’re run by these guys!

I have a theory that the reason Spirit Halloween stores can pop up seemingly overnight is because they all come from an alternate dimension and are run by these fun loving rascals pic.twitter.com/19SRkIqruJ

— Lethality Jane🌻 (@LethalityJane) August 12, 2022

17. O no!

When you find out your favorite store became a Spirit Halloween.pic.twitter.com/pM45TEGy6J

— 𝖠𝖺𝗋𝗈𝗇 𝖶𝗂𝖾𝗇𝖾𝗋 (@Wieneraaron) September 13, 2022

18. A pick me up

little miss goes to spirit halloween to feel better

— Oriana Nichelle (@OrianaNichelle) August 14, 2022

19. Stock in Spirit

Guy underwriting Spirit Halloween deal: “So looks like revenue spikes in October, what would you attribute that to?”

— Nico (@highseascap) September 15, 2022

20. When you know

Everyone knows it’s not an official recession until at least two thirds of America’s available commercial real estate is a Spirit Halloween store.

— Tracy Alloway (@tracyalloway) August 1, 2022