20 Shower Thoughts That Just Make Sense, Even When Nothing Else Does

We’ve all had incredible flashes of wild brilliance in our lives, right? And they just so happen to pop up when we’re in the shower — why? I could not say. There’s no science to it, but something about the relaxing steam just lets your mind flow, I guess!

We have twenty brilliant thoughts from ‘Shower Thoughts’, an account on Twitter that gathers these strokes of genius.

1. Time off

2. Scams

3. Hello!

4. Check the fridge

5. It’s worse

6. Dogs

7. Look up

8. Top 5

9. Getting up

10. PE

11. Naps

People who take naps are the real heroes. It takes courage to wake up twice in one day.

— Shower Thoughts (@ShwrThght) November 10, 2020

12. Checking the account

Being afraid to check your bank account is the adult version of being afraid to check your grades, while as a college student you are afraid to check both.

— Shower Thoughts (@ShwrThght) October 26, 2020

13. Shut up, extroverts

People always tell introverts to be more talkative and leave their comfort zones. yet none tells extroverts to shut up to make the zone comfortable…

— Shower Thoughts (@ShwrThght) July 27, 2020

14. You’re also watching them

When you're a kid, you don't realise you're also watching your mom and dad grow up.

— Shower Thoughts (@ShwrThght) July 7, 2019

15. Same letter

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16. So true

Sometimes the nicest people you meet are covered in tattoos and sometimes the most judgmental people you meet are the ones that go to church on Sundays.

— Shower Thoughts (@ShwrThght) April 19, 2021

17. Growth?

We went from buying ringtones in 2002 to always having our phones on silent in 2022.

— Shower Thoughts (@ShwrThght) January 28, 2022

18. Doesn’t exist

A person you know from your past remembers a version of yourself that doesn’t exist anymore.

— Shower Thoughts (@ShwrThght) August 9, 2020

19. You did it!

You’ve survived 100% of the things you have ever encountered. You’re nailing it. Congratulations.

— Shower Thoughts (@ShwrThght) July 31, 2020

20. So stable

Harry Potter is way too emotionally stable for a kid raised by a family who hates him.

— Shower Thoughts (@ShwrThght) January 26, 2021

Kate Hackett

Kate is a freelance writer, actor, author and columnist living in Los Angeles.