This November, Above Average reminds you to forget the stress and obligation of a family Thanksgiving or ‘Friendsgiving,’ and observe this holiday the best way you can… alone. Eating and drinking yourself into a depressive stupor, with no regard for human safety. Because let’s be honest, there really is nothing better than eating an entire pumpkin and apple pie by yourself in the same day while you prank call your relatives in Donald Duck voice.
(VIA)