idk if this technically counts as rejection but i once met a girl at a day long convention and hit it off but didn't ask for her number bc she lived far away, but when we said goodbye she actually offered it herself so i took it and when i texted the number later it was wrong
— nate (@njbut04) September 16, 2018
More of a WTF than a funny one, but one time a girl asked me out and instead of meeting where we'd agreed, she'd just drive by to see if I was there so she could go "ha ha, he actually showed up" to her friends.
— H van Dijk (@haraldvdijk) September 16, 2018
I once started a conversation with a girl over our love for Zelda. I walked away when I found out she hated cinnamon. A year ago she had a Zelda-themed bachelorette party for her wedding where she married a dude she met the SAME night I walked away from her….
— Mousa △⃒⃘ (@TFCGeorge) September 16, 2018
lol one time i asked a girl out and after an extremely awkward "no", i realized we already booked the same 15 hour flight. sitting right next to each other. i make bad decisions.
— mordecai (@onetruemordy) September 16, 2018
I said “will you go to homecoming with me” and she said “that was blunt” before walking away and to this day I wonder how tf else you’re supposed to ask
— Kay (@itsshortforkay) September 17, 2018
One time I was making out with a dude and he went to take off my extremely stretchy pants but they got caught on my foot and sort of ended up slingshotting my foot into his face. He stopped, put on his shoes, and left, abandoning the rest of his clothing here.
— Count Zoloft (@animeweedfart69) September 17, 2018
One time I thought this group of guys was watching me dance at the bar and I was like “damn Kyla you really DO have the moves like jagger” and then like 3 songs in I realized I had a 4 foot long hunk of toilet paper stuck to the bottom of my shoe. This has happened twice now.
— Lyle, the Poutine Princess (@lylelaun) September 17, 2018
A guy stood for me up for a date. The next day I called and asked him why the fuck and he said, “ya know… I just didn’t feel like it. We can try again tonight. Maybe I’ll feel like it.”
— Shanna Merceron (@storiesbyshanna) September 17, 2018
I had a boyfriend dump me via Facebook while we were both sat alone together in his bedroom lol
— Loz? (@Xo_Lozzy_oX) September 17, 2018
not really funny perse but one time i told this dude i liked him and he asked/yelled "WHERE'S THE TOILET", fake threw up, and walked away. i started laughing bc i felt so awkward
— stan dodger (@disasterbucky) September 17, 2018