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23 Funniest ‘Rare Threats’ As Shared In This Online Group Dedicated To Them

@trumpetcakes/Twitter

You know how you get into an argument and think of the perfect zinger 3 hours later? Yeah, it’s obnoxious.

Enter r/Rarethreats, an online community that shares the best threats and insults you’ll find across the internet. Take a scroll through some of the best posts we could find and stow them away so you’re never again victim to the feeling of lost opportunity.

1. Don’t cross him

@trumpetcake / Twitter

2. So specific

Left4pillz / Reddit

3. Such prose

iamkevdog / Tumblr

4. No not eggs!

Mild_microvav / Reddit

5. Pizza

Bastard37484739 / Reddit

6. Ouch.

Left4pillz / Reddit

7. The ultimate.

@lollllllhey / Twitter

8. Christmas time

Left4pillz / Reddit

9. WHO?!

ivotedhillary1 / Reddit

10. A real threat

scheherazade0125 / Reddit

11. Poop

https://www.reddit.com/r/Rarethreats/comments/fygl25/it_aint_a_dog_park/

12. Oh Jesus!

https://www.reddit.com/r/Rarethreats/comments/cmpc4s/w_what/

13. Love physics teachers

https://www.reddit.com/r/Rarethreats/comments/ezz765/im_officially_scared/

14. No smoking

https://www.reddit.com/r/Rarethreats/comments/jihkp5/a_sign_i_found_at_a_restaurant_some_days_ago/

15. This guy’s an ass

https://www.reddit.com/r/Rarethreats/comments/t2mp6b/not_the_fridge/

16. Slaps!

https://www.reddit.com/r/Rarethreats/comments/eu9dju/pukicho_is_enraged/

17. Gen X insults

https://twitter.com/chadloder/status/1194311429983092736?s=20&t=9VOzsnqDIT75eCWU8hx_2A

18. A man on the edge

https://www.reddit.com/r/Rarethreats/comments/jnwde7/sent_this_to_a_friend_of_mine_on_snapchat/

19. Stop it!

https://twitter.com/Strippin/status/1539274898190778375?s=20

20. Attack mode

https://www.reddit.com/r/Rarethreats/comments/ceja1o/attack_mode_e_n_g_a_g_e_d/

21.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Rarethreats/comments/11otljq/mmmmm_shakespeare/

22.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Rarethreats/comments/12bs774/i_hope_you_eat_cement/

23.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Rarethreats/comments/11hmc25/discord_part_2_electric_boogaloo/



Kate Hackett

Kate is a freelance writer, actor, author and columnist living in Los Angeles.