You know how you get into an argument and think of the perfect zinger 3 hours later? Yeah, it’s obnoxious.
Enter r/Rarethreats , an online community that shares the best threats and insults you’ll find across the internet. Take a scroll through some of the best posts we could find and stow them away so you’re never again victim to the feeling of lost opportunity.
1. Don’t cross him
@trumpetcake / Twitter
2. So specific
Left4pillz / Reddit
3. Such prose
iamkevdog / Tumblr
4. No not eggs!
Mild_microvav / Reddit
5. Pizza
Bastard37484739 / Reddit
6. Ouch.
Left4pillz / Reddit
7. The ultimate.
@lollllllhey / Twitter
8. Christmas time
Left4pillz / Reddit
9. WHO?!
ivotedhillary1 / Reddit
10. A real threat
scheherazade0125 / Reddit
11. Poop
https://www.reddit.com/r/Rarethreats/comments/fygl25/it_aint_a_dog_park/
12. Oh Jesus!
https://www.reddit.com/r/Rarethreats/comments/cmpc4s/w_what/
13. Love physics teachers
https://www.reddit.com/r/Rarethreats/comments/ezz765/im_officially_scared/
14. No smoking
https://www.reddit.com/r/Rarethreats/comments/jihkp5/a_sign_i_found_at_a_restaurant_some_days_ago/
15. This guy’s an ass
https://www.reddit.com/r/Rarethreats/comments/t2mp6b/not_the_fridge/
16. Slaps!
https://www.reddit.com/r/Rarethreats/comments/eu9dju/pukicho_is_enraged/
17. Gen X insults
18. A man on the edge
https://www.reddit.com/r/Rarethreats/comments/jnwde7/sent_this_to_a_friend_of_mine_on_snapchat/
19. Stop it!
20. Attack mode
https://www.reddit.com/r/Rarethreats/comments/ceja1o/attack_mode_e_n_g_a_g_e_d/
21.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Rarethreats/comments/11otljq/mmmmm_shakespeare/
22.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Rarethreats/comments/12bs774/i_hope_you_eat_cement/
23.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Rarethreats/comments/11hmc25/discord_part_2_electric_boogaloo/